Hello
there! I'm Kuchi. Welcome
to my pu-r-r-r-sonal page.
| Naturally, Kuchi is not my real name. Due to limitations
of human vocal apparatus my feline name can't be pronounced by a human
animal. Don't try to master it either if you are a dog, a bird, a hamster,
or any other animal different from a cat.
I'd like to share with you some very pe-r-r-r-sonal things, so we can understand each other better. You'll find some useful information below: We, Cats, are much more sophisticated than you might think.
I'm 4 years old male, born in May, which makes me Gemini by human horoscope. Gems supposed to be unpredictable characters, so I adapted this behavior in order not to disappoint anybody. I was born in Ontario, Canada. Being smallest one in a litter made me vulnerable, bitter, and suspicious for the first year of my life. I seemed to be always in a wrong spot, so my former owner used to kick me with his legs; and due to the fact that he preferred tennis shoes to other type of footwear, I was terrified of tennis shoes: even not attached to human legs, even peacefully and friendly looking tennis shoes, resting in a company of boots, sandals, slippers, and other footwear. I've been able to overcome my fear of shoes with the help of my present human companion (have to give himcredit for that!). He also brought me to Vancouver, British Columbia, where I enjoy living now. And the most important thing about him: He didn't get read of me and didn't put me to sleep when I broke my leg 2 years ago. With years my wisdom grew enormously, so did my self esteem. I'm very proud of all my accomplishments. Just imagine: a fearful little kitten grows into a strong, healthy, confident cat. I have my own comfortable home, a REAL bed, my own Virtual Adoption Agency, not to mention my very own human. He works hard in order to buy my food, snacks, and all my toys; he plays games with me, and never questions MY SUPERIORITY. Yes! After years of observation and research I made my own and definite conclusion: Cats ARE SUPERIOR to humans. The results of my studies I assembled in a very easy to swallow comparison table. Take a look (make sure to come back, I'm not done with you yet!): Why cats are superior to humans? |
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Thanks for your attention. It was nice chatting with you. I'll be updating my page soon, so come back again for more useful cat tips!
If you're a cat, a dog, or any other animal, you happen to be as smart as I am and have your own web page, send me an email: [email protected]. We'll exchange links. Or just tell me your story if you have an interesting one. Human animals are also welcome!
Miss you already!
Kuchi the Cat.
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