What makes Cats
superior to Humans?
What makes Cats
superior to Humans?
|
Human |
Cat |
| Has 204 bones | Has 244 bones |
| Comes only in black, white, yellow and red colors | Comes in variety of colors and patterns |
| Has only one life | Has 9 lives |
| Can't see in the dark | Has no difficulty seeing in the dark |
| Blinks often | Stares forever without blinking |
| Can't hide his emotions | Keeps a straight face no matter what |
| Looks guilty then punished | Looks the same when punished |
| Follows orders | Has a mind of its own |
| Has the same shape all the time | Can change shape to fit into any space |
| Limited in flexibility, often have beer bellies | Excellent flexibility, never have beer bellies |
| Has difficulty climbing trees, screen doors and draperies | Has no difficuly at all climbing trees, screen doors and draperies |
| Many humans can't sing | All cats are excellent singers |
